124 Things She wished He knew!
1 You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2 It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3 Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
4 Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
5 We hate porn. (Conflicts with # 118)
6 Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...
7 Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
8 We think about you all the time.
9 Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
10 We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
11 Hold our hand.
12 No backseat drivers...NONE.
13 Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
14 We are not your all-night restaurant.
15 Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
16 If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
17 Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18 If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
19 Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
20 Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
21 Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
22 Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...
23 You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
24 We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
25 If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
26 The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
27 We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!
28 Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
29 Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
30 If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
31 Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
32 If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
33 The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
34 On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
35 Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
36 Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
37 Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
38 We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
39 Tell us we're beautiful.
40 The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
41 Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
42 Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
43 If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
44 Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc. (we can do whatever)
45 No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
46 We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
47 We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
48 If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh... we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
49. Know how to make us smile when we are down.
50. Try to secretly smell are hair, but we will always notice.
51. Stick up for us, but still respects our independence.
52. Give us the remote control during the game.
53. Come up behind and put your arms around us.
54. Play with our hair.
55. Your hands always find ours.
56. Be cute when you really wants something.
57. Offer plenty of massages.
58. Dance with us, even if you feel like a dork.
59. Never run out of love.
60. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
61. Realize when you are being funny when you need to be serious.
62. Be patient when we take forever to get ready.
63. React so cutely when I hit hits and it actually hurts.
64. Smile a lot.
65. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things you wouldn't normally like to
do, just because you knows it means a lot to us.
66. Appreciate me.
67. Help others out.
68. Drive 5 hours just to see me for 1.
69. Always gives me a peck on the cheek when you depart from each
others company, even when your friends are watching.
70. Sing, even if you can't.
71. Have a creative sense of humor.
72. Stare at me.
73. Call for no reason.
74. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because you love me
75 Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't
76 Real men drive stick shift.
77 I will leave if you lie.
78 You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
79 I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to
48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think
80 I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
81 "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
82 Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
83 I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
84 I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
85 I expect you to call me.
86 Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
87 I'm scared of losing my independence.
88 I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
89 Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
90 You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
91 If I'm not having sex with you, I'm...
a. ...having a fat day.
b. ...not feeling "connected" to you.
c. ...blackmailing you to get something I want.
92 Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
93 I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.
94 When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
95 A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
96 You look hot in hooded clothing items.
97 You should never tell me what to do.
98 If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
99 My breasts love much licking and sucking.
100 If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
101 I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
102 I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
103 When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
104 I want to be Madonna.
105 Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.
106 I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
107 You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
108 I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.
109 Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
110 I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.
111 If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking....
112 Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times.
113 I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
114 Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
115 I love it when you're sweaty.
116 It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.
117 A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
118 I like porn. (Conflicts with number 5 )
119 I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.
120 Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
121 It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read... (that doesn't apply to us)
122 For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
123 I remember everything about our relationship.
124 You should know all this and more without my telling you