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hi :D [21 May 2003|06:09pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

if yall dunno.. im prolly not gon use this journal as much.. my new journal is without_makeup.. if you add me, i'll add you. if i update this one, ill tell you on my other journal.

this journal will be for poems, stories, and ish. iLu all <33!%@#$^

x 2 pissed on piss on you

-sigh- [10 May 2003|10:44am]
[ mood | crushed ]

ugh.. everyday just seems like, its slowly flowing into the next one without any reason or purpous for me being there. i feel worthless - i hate watching him walk by me and act like i'm not here.. like i dont matter. but i'm not, and i don't. so i understand. but he made me feel like i was, and i did. and i hate feeling this way. and hate how he was one of the only real people i knew. ever. and i just took it all for granted - but i cant help but have all of his words float around my head, and i think about it all the time. they just sit in there and rought my brain. i took him for granted, as much as i loved him.. and tried to do everything for him, i took him for granted. i really do to try to act happy though, if i dont keep myself occupied, then i start to bawl. but i cant help but to feel miserable.. becuz i am. i have no reason to be on this earth. why am i here? i hate this. i hate everything. everything is so superficial ya kno? talking.. laffing.. whuts the point? having fun, growing attached to people so they can just leave and you'll be crushed. thats whut it all boils down to. before all this.. i was so into caring about whut people thought of me; being popular. who cares? no one cared about me like him.. and i kno no ones gonna believe me but he did make me feel.. better. better about not being as good as i wanted, about just being me. no being a straight a student, about not being pretty.. i was JUST FARRAH. and that was okay. becuz it was okay for him. i missed him when i didnt see him for a day.. and now ill never see him like i used to. i'm so flawed in SO MANY WAYS.. so flawed that it actually herts. i hate this.

x 5 pissed on piss on you

batter up [05 May 2003|09:31pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

Well you should see me now, I'm eatin Wheaties now
I'm stealin second and third and lookin home peepin greedy now
See me now, people call me speedy now
Known for runnin the quickest miles, gettin runnin anytime, hear me?
Rules 'for I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it
And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it
Ain't no shame in my game, I know my shit ain't my thing
If I think with my clit then put your mouth on my brains
I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got here
A sucka infare, hear the roars and the cheers
From the crowd when I take the mile, let me show 'em how
Hit the ball on the ground and make 'em get down
I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of cheerin
Just to get up that hill
But now we're up in the big league
My dirty it's our turn at bat
And just as long as we livin as Lunatics playa
It ain't nothin wrong with that, batter up

x 2 pissed on piss on you

[28 Apr 2003|06:51am]
i have to leave for school in ten minutes, and i felt like going online.

RIP Christain..
piss on you

i took this quiz.. [27 Apr 2003|10:02pm]
[ mood | horny ]

hi, my name is farrah. WO0O0OHO0O0O

take this quiz.. here... www.livejournal.com/users/peachiies

woo0o0ho0o0o0 parrttay

good nite san jo (YOU KNO!)

x 1 pissed on piss on you

quizzes [27 Apr 2003|09:21pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Loving
You're the loving smile,the one that is entirely
devoted to others,especially that one
person.You really can't get them out of your
head,but then,you don't really want to.


What Kind of Smile are You?
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You&apos;re Perfect ^^
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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narcissistic


Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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Your Heart is Red


What Color is Your Heart?
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Cocaine
Cocaine.
You like to talk,
you like to run,
but most of all you like to have fun.


Which drug should you be hooked on? [now with pictures]
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you have for urself a pure thug...damn they are the
best!


What kind of Boy friend do you need?
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piss on you

aaahh spring breaks over [27 Apr 2003|06:28pm]
[ mood | good ]

so anyway, i just got back from my torney. *hehe - we placed 2nd out of 11.. incase you were wondering.. that story down there was a project for my travel team - anyway, in oakland our bus got tped and tagged on. it was just hilarious. grrr. so i'm taking quizzes. wo0oho0o.. btw.. thank you crys, alex, manda + nicholas for commenting! -kisses- so wow.. i dun wanna go to school 2morrow. UGH :/ i have another game 2morrow too.. well currently im talking to anthony, crys, alex & jake! and this one guy that just magically appeared on my BL.. but hey, thats alrite. he seems coo =) kts boyfriend was missing, but they found him.. woohoo!!%# i talked to soph today too, she sed she had fun. billy still hasnt called :/ so neway.. i wonder wen mandii's gettin back? okay byeee all

xoxo - * fARRbEAR

x 1 pissed on piss on you

the average softball player.. YES! aahaha [27 Apr 2003|12:00am]
[ mood | creative ]

The Average Softball Player

The average age of a female softball player is ranged from 8-18. She is a short haired (to her shoulders), memory-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by her teammates as a quick-temperated young woman, that is always right there with you when you want to second the umpires call


She really tries hard in school but tries harder in practice; but she has never failed a class either. She'd rather watch a pro softball game than a baseball one. She's probably in High School or Jr. High School; probably gets average grades, pursued some form of other sports but just didn't quite fit into them, doesnt have time for drivers ed, and has a steady boyfriend that either cops an attitude when she leaves every weekend on tournaments or every weekday for practice, or swears to be waiting when she returns from playing her heart out for two days straight, or two hours a day. She listens to rock and roll, punk, hip-hop or rap and the swoosh of the 32oz bat swinging off her shoulders to her back in warmups. She is 5 pounds lighter now than when she was at home everyday because she is now playing or practicing from before dawn to well after dusk.


She has trouble being quiet, thus not cheering for her teammates when they're down is painful for her, but she can stifle her speaking long enough to feild a grounder and throw to the appropriate base in less than a few seconds. She can recite to you the five ways to get a batter out, and does it like second nature. She digs holes in the batters box or her position in the infeild to mark her territory, thus there are always holes in her cleats. She hates running, but can sprint all the bases until she is told to stop or stop until she is told to run. She obeys signs from the third base coach instantly and without hesitation, but she is not without spirit or individual dignity. She is self-sufficient and can steal second on a pass ball without being told to. She has two sets of uniforms: an away jersey, and a prize-possestional home jersey (which is goodluck because she will be defending herself and team on her own territory). She keeps her water bottle full and her socks sandy.


She sometimes forgets to brush her teeth, but never to clean her bat.
She can make her throw creative and her own, but correct, show a bunt then hit a home run, and fix her own cut-up knee's from sliding into home. If her teammate is thirsty, she'll share her water with her; if she's hungry, her food. She'll even split her sunflower seeds with a teammate in the midst of a game when she run low. She has learned to use her bat and batting gloves like weapons; and her mit like they were her hands. She can hit a homerun over tha fences - or make a sacrafice bunt without thinking about her batting average, because that is what she does for her team. If it is an inside pitch, she will stick in there and get pegged in the arm if it is a free ticket to first.


She will often do twice the work of a baseball player, draw half the pay and attention..
still find ironic humor in it all, and STILL talk about how great that guy playing shortstop ass looks. She has seen more grounding out and dead balls than she should have in her whole lifetime, because before she played on an a-ball team, her rec. team sucked. She has stood atop pitchers mounds for team meetings, and felt comfortable (even if she lost) standing with her team and coaches, knowing she gave 110%. She has wept in public and in private, for letting down, not just what are her teammates.. but have became her friends and is unashamed. She feels every note of the team's cheering in the duggout while she's up to bat vibrate through her body while still in her own unique batting stance.

She has a special bond with eachother every girl on the team, and for every girl with a different position owns a special place in her heart. She feels confident knowing that she has a group of 8 girls that have a love for the game, and eachother, just like she does. She also loves knowing that this group of girls are loyal to her, just like she is to them.. and would fight in extra innings till she bled or pull her off the pitcher after charging the mound because she was intentionally hit. She would even take off all jewlery and argue with the ump for a whole game.. just to be able to play a fair game. The average softball player will also put up with these 8 other girls in a hotel room for two days, and on the airplane or bus ride there.. and back.

x 1 pissed on piss on you

can't sleep.. [25 Apr 2003|02:48am]
[ mood | crushed ]

ugh, i cannot sleep for tha life of me. and i have to get up soon to go over to crystal's. i hope she'll be awake. so wow, this is tons of fun - i feel like im talking to myself.. next yr is gonna suck. dude this yr sucks. like, i wont getta see crystal or jake at school, jake's moving for god's sake. that blows. whut am i supposed to do without him? he means so much to me. hopefully tha yr after next i can transfer to wghs. i cant believe nick is going to bellarmine!!! and alex duran + robby are attending pioneer.. that blows dude. ugh, everything is changing, i'm not even kidding.

i hate feeling like i can't control this, like im gonna not talk to so many people that i hella wanna keep in touch with. and i'm gonna miss billy so much. i love him so much, but tha trust in him is just not there anymore. things change. i hate it. i hate how we're all being forced to grooowww upppp so soon. and all of you guys have grown up so much, even if u haven't noticed it yet. but thank you for always being there while im on my way to growing up >> ya kno? i love all of you so much, no matter what. and next yr if i dont see you anymore or whutever, just kno that you'll be in my thoughts, and that like.. it was a pleasure knowing you.

relationships suck. i ask too much and i put so much faith into one person, and then i realize that when they're gone.. i have nothing. next yr, without bill, i have nothing. i hate feeling lonely. i worked so hard in this relationship; i feel safe now. but next yr, ima lose it all and by tha time junior yr rolls around, he won't even remember me.

well that's just whut i've been thinking about. thanks for reading. highschools gona suck

x 4 pissed on piss on you

tha perfect guy would read this all :X [24 Apr 2003|08:24pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

124 Things She wished He knew!
1 You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2 It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3 Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
4 Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
5 We hate porn. (Conflicts with # 118)
6 Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...
7 Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
8 We think about you all the time.
9 Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
10 We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
11 Hold our hand.
12 No backseat drivers...NONE.
13 Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
14 We are not your all-night restaurant.
15 Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
16 If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
17 Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18 If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
19 Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
20 Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
21 Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
22 Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...
23 You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
24 We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
25 If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
26 The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
27 We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!
28 Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
29 Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
30 If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
31 Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
32 If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
33 The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
34 On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
35 Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
36 Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
37 Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
38 We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
39 Tell us we're beautiful.
40 The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
41 Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
42 Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
43 If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
44 Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc. (we can do whatever)
45 No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
46 We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
47 We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
48 If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh... we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
49. Know how to make us smile when we are down.
50. Try to secretly smell are hair, but we will always notice.
51. Stick up for us, but still respects our independence.
52. Give us the remote control during the game.
53. Come up behind and put your arms around us.
54. Play with our hair.
55. Your hands always find ours.
56. Be cute when you really wants something.
57. Offer plenty of massages.
58. Dance with us, even if you feel like a dork.
59. Never run out of love.
60. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
61. Realize when you are being funny when you need to be serious.
62. Be patient when we take forever to get ready.
63. React so cutely when I hit hits and it actually hurts.
64. Smile a lot.
65. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things you wouldn't normally like to
do, just because you knows it means a lot to us.
66. Appreciate me.
67. Help others out.
68. Drive 5 hours just to see me for 1.
69. Always gives me a peck on the cheek when you depart from each
others company, even when your friends are watching.
70. Sing, even if you can't.
71. Have a creative sense of humor.
72. Stare at me.
73. Call for no reason.
74. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because you love me
that much.
75 Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't
count.
76 Real men drive stick shift.
77 I will leave if you lie.
78 You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
79 I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to
48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think
so.
80 I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
81 "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
82 Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
83 I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
84 I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
85 I expect you to call me.
86 Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
87 I'm scared of losing my independence.
88 I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
89 Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
90 You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
91 If I'm not having sex with you, I'm...
a. ...having a fat day.
b. ...not feeling "connected" to you.
c. ...blackmailing you to get something I want.
92 Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
93 I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.
94 When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
95 A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
96 You look hot in hooded clothing items.
97 You should never tell me what to do.
98 If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
99 My breasts love much licking and sucking.
100 If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
101 I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
102 I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
103 When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
104 I want to be Madonna.
105 Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.
106 I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
107 You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
108 I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.
109 Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
110 I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.
111 If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking....
112 Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times.
113 I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
114 Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
115 I love it when you're sweaty.
116 It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.
117 A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
118 I like porn. (Conflicts with number 5 )
119 I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.
120 Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
121 It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read... (that doesn't apply to us)
122 For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
123 I remember everything about our relationship.
124 You should know all this and more without my telling you

x 2 pissed on piss on you

i miss jared [20 Apr 2003|02:05pm]
[ mood | calm ]

Our Military




The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired,
tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by
society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country.


He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car
than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155mm Howitzers. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk.


He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he
can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop or stop until he is told to march. He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry.


He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle.
He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low. He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job.


He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay and
still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death then he should have in his short lifetime. He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped to create them. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful.
Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom.


Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the American Fighting Man that
has kept this country free for over 200 years. He has asked nothing in
return, except our friendship and understanding. Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood.



Prayer wheel for our military...please don't break it. Please send this
on after a short prayer.


"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."



Prayer Wheel: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a
prayer for our ground troops in Afghanistan, sailors on ships, and airmen in the air, and for those who may be soon involved in the war in Iraq. You may not agree with the decision to go to war but our troops deserve your respect and support.



There is nothing attached.... This can be very powerful.... Just send
this to all the people in your address book. Do not stop the wheel, please.... Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Marine or Airman, prayer is the very best one.

x 2 pissed on piss on you

[20 Apr 2003|01:15am]
[ mood | indescribable ]

when love hurts; it won't work.

trust me..

x 2 pissed on piss on you

my weekend [13 Apr 2003|07:06pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]

okay, hairy's dumb. we werent gonna meet HER anywhere. wut a freak.

so anyway, on friday i had a game. but friday after school, soph, mikey and i went to crys'. that was tons o' fun lol. friday nite crys spent tha nite. then saturday morning we both went to sophie's. when we got there we went to tha movies [to see anger management] it was cute. then nick and chris came over.. then we went to starbucks and we met up with christain and chad. that nite we all went over to nick's and stayed till like 12.. it was fun. kinda crazy, but fun. then saturday nite i spent the nite @ crystal's and sunday we spent the day with nick and dewey.. fun, fun, fun.

write now im chattin with crys manda mandii andrew and anthony.. so ima go.. byebye!!

always, fyz

piss on you

mmm.. wheat thins! [11 Apr 2003|06:15pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

so tonite i have a game.. mikey, nick, crys n soph are attending :] thenn tomorrow me, soph, erica, crys, maybe manda, maybe mikey, maybe nick, maybe mandii and maybe kristine are going to great america~!# woohoo

so, i just thought i'd update.. wooh0o0ho0o.. omg!! zach called me last nite!!@$ but i wasnt home.. dammit. well yah i best be gettin ready

xoxoxoxoxoxo :D
- fyyz

piss on you

hiiii [07 Apr 2003|06:23pm]
[ mood | loved ]

well this weekend soph, crys, prolly nick + alex duran + dewey, kt r. and i are goin to great america!! hopefully you will come wif us, manda :]

we have a test on wednesday and an individual on friday so hopefully i'll do well.. tha research rough draft is due on wed also.. i should prolly get to work on it

billy is in LA for tha next two weekends. it sucks :/ ima miss him!!

my brother got me this pretty diamond necklace for my bday. its so gorgous <33!@#$&%&*(

o0oh on sunday i think im goin to tha movies w/ jake, chad n mikey to see anger management.. :]

i have a game on saturday too.. i bet you're all excited..

on friday nite i getta chill wif mandii n kristine.. ES!$@#%%&^%*

aight, imma go.. love youuuu - fyz <3

x 2 pissed on piss on you

hiiii [07 Apr 2003|06:19pm]
well this weekend soph, crys, prolly nick + alex duran + dewey, kt r. and i are goin to great america!! hopefully you will come wif us, manda :]

we have a test on wednesday and an individual on friday so hopefully i'll do well.. tha research rough draft is due on wed also.. i should prolly get to work on it

billy is in LA for tha next two weekends. it sucks :/ ima miss him!!

o0oh on sunday i think im goin to tha movies w/ jake, chad n mikey to see anger management.. :]

i have a game on saturday too.. i bet you're all excited..

on friday nite i getta chill wif mandii n kristine.. ES!$@#%%&^%*

aight, imma go.. love youuuu - fyz <3
piss on you

a song lmao :X [06 Apr 2003|06:06pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

yer hair is yer buddy,
it grows when you talk.

yew n yer hair
can soak up water like a mop!

ROFLMAO SOPHIE!@$@#%#$^

_______________


dont let nobody tell u how to hope and feel,
what you playas want? cuz i got it rite here
you playas front n i'll hitcha rite there
im not really impressed about whut you fxggots wear
fxggots talk shit but i really dont care
im tha type of playa that'll die for my dawgs
fxck whut yew heard i will die for my dawgs
aint scared of shit, ill ride thru tha fog
-----------------
aint no other cats got love for me
aint no other cats gonna bust a cap for me
aint no other cats gonna shed blood for me
but my dogs are gonna be thugs w/ me
- ja rule

piss on you

quizzes.. es [05 Apr 2003|07:56pm]
[ mood | flirty ]


cancer


Your Sex Sign is Cancer!


You're a total pleaser.

One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked.

You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing.

You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.



Cancer, you are a born pleaser.

Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.

An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.

You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.



You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.

You are a celebrated kisser.

You also like to touch and fondle yourself.

Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.

As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.

Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.



You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.

You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.

You have the most communicative body language of any sign.



You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.

Frequent sex seems to calm you down.

But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.

You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.




What's *Your* Sex Sign?

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half virgin half whore



You Are 1/2 Virgin, 1/2 Whore!


50-50, baby! Ah, you are fairly normal. You have sex, though to you it's not more exciting than a new designer outfit.

Secretly, you are a adventurous soul just waiting for someone to take control. Open up a little, and you'll show your guy the best sex ever.

There's nothing to be afraid of - except fainting from multiple orgasms!

You are great at kissing, getting yourself off, and using your hands.



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nice ass



You Have a Nice Ass!


Oooh, baby can you shake that booty?

With an ass so fine, it's your duty.

Give it a grab, give it a spank.

You're the envy of every skank.



What Ass Do *You* Have??

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x 3 pissed on piss on you

goodmorning :] [05 Apr 2003|09:16am]
[ mood | devious ]

okay, so last nite crys sent me some1's journal and she writes a faggotass entry about how its funny that she made her mom look bad. i guess whut happend was someone was pranking her and sending her text messages sometime during the week (well surpise, when people dont like you they're gonna prank your dumbass) and she told her mom it was billy - and now she's like "well i didn't tell my mom" riiite.. that's pretty stupid becuz yer always saying how yer mom doesnt read yer notes or yer text messages becuz if she did "you'd be grounded" - and why doesnt her mom ever see when jeremy and nick prank her? oh yes, she totally didnt tell her mother... now she's all tripping becuz she thinks that we're mad or whutever; well its hard to be mad at someone that you don't like. and no one likes her; but i respect that if yall dun wanna tell her; but whutever..

ugh i have a game today.. that's why i'm up so early. i have to go to this one school, sokomoto and i dun even know where it is. i'm supposed to call soph n mikey now.. so i guess ill comment after my game.. good luck today, mandii. i love you allll!!#$^%^&*(

piss on you

aaahahaha crys~@$#$^ [04 Apr 2003|11:22pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

Iook ish farrah [9:59 PM]: hi
Csguychris [9:59 PM]: hi
Iook ish farrah [10:00 PM]: my name is alassaundra
Csguychris [10:00 PM]: where'd u find my sn?
Iook ish farrah [10:00 PM]: are you into hairy chicks?
Csguychris [10:00 PM]: i'm gonna go with no
Iook ish farrah [10:00 PM]: cuz then i could really get yer juices flowing..
Iook ish farrah [10:00 PM]: oh you dun like a hairy girl?
Csguychris [10:00 PM]: where did you even find my screen name?
Iook ish farrah [10:01 PM]: it was lost in my unibrow..
Csguychris [10:01 PM]: alright
Csguychris [10:01 PM]: bye
Iook ish farrah [10:01 PM]: no wait wait
Iook ish farrah [10:01 PM]: ILL WAX FOR YOU!
Csguychris [10:01 PM]: goodbye
Iook ish farrah [10:01 PM]: please just give me a chance.. i really want to mess
Csguychris [10:01 PM]: send me a pic right now, or goodbye
Iook ish farrah [10:02 PM]: aight hold on
Iook ish farrah [10:02 PM]: sent
Iook ish farrah [10:04 PM]: do u think im hairy?
Iook ish farrah [10:04 PM]: do you want my number?
Iook ish farrah [10:06 PM]: babes.. babes.. cmere babes!

piss on you

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